Computer Problem Report Form

:o) .. okay so i got this in email from a friend of mine... finally the day has come that a single form has been designed to solve ALL computer/website related problems :P


Describe your problem: ________________________________________

Now, describe the problem accurately:
_________________________________________________________

Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
_________________________________________________________

Problem Severity:
A. Minor__
B. Minor__
C. Minor__
D. Trivial__

Nature of the problem:
A. Locked Up__
B. Frozen__
C. Hung__
D. Shot__

Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

Have you made it worse? Yes__

Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

Are you sure you’ve read the manual? Yes__ No__

Are you absolutely certain you’ve read the manual? No__

Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

If `Yes’ then why can’t you fix the problem yourself?
________________________________________________________

How tall are you? Are you above this line? _______

What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
________________________________________________________

If `nothing’ explain why you were logged in.
________________________________________________________

Are you sure you aren’t imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

How does this problem make you feel?
________________________________________________________

Tell me about your childhood ___________________________________

Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__

Can’t you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__